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Offline Lee2

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Next Wife
« on: November 06, 2017, 12:39:38 AM »
Bob finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
 One evening, after their honeymoon, he was working on his motorcycle in
the garage, just for fun.
 His new wife was standing there at the workbench watching him.
 After a long period of silence she finally spoke ..
 "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's
time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably
should just consider selling your motorcycle along with your gun
collection and that stupid fishing gear."
Bob got a quizzical look on his face.
 She said, "Sweetheart, Darling, what's wrong?"
 He replied, "For a minute there you were starting to sound like my
ex-wife."
 "Ex-wife!" she shouted, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"
 Bob replied: "I wasn't."
 
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