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Title: goverment jokes
Post by: John Edwards on April 29, 2013, 10:34:18 PM
To all and sundry. I have made a few anti-government jokes on here and it seems as if I have hit a tender place.

I donít mean to anger anyone. Government jokes are a standard. Iím talking about any government. If you canít complain about the government or make fun of it or joke about it then what is left. Usually the jokes are aimed at the figures at the top, the decision makers. If anyone in this forum was a government employ this is not about you, just THE government in general. The government is comparable to THEY. They did this, they did that, ect.

If you are one of the decision makers then Iíll just be over here behind a rock.
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: RUFUS on April 29, 2013, 10:50:05 PM
I gots no probs with an occasional gubment rib poke  ;)
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am on April 29, 2013, 10:52:24 PM
OK! I'll buy that!  ??? :o ;)
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sundry 
/ˈsəndrē/
Adjective
Of various kinds; several.
Noun
Various items not important enough to be mentioned individually.
Synonyms
various - different - varied - diverse - several - divers

I too will be over here behind a rock! ???
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: Gray Wolf on April 29, 2013, 11:14:16 PM
I've been known to poke them hard enough to leave bruises   ;) :D :D
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am on April 30, 2013, 09:55:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmuOcSk5yU
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: Gray Wolf on April 30, 2013, 11:54:01 PM
Yep!  That's the biggest government joke I've seen in my lifetime!   :D
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: wildbill on May 01, 2013, 10:57:45 PM
I think its just a BOy in a mans BODY  what a D             A :) he needs help for sure..
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: wildbill on May 03, 2013, 08:36:31 PM
ha ha hi heels to boot and whats that on there heads looks like a medic pack..
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am on May 03, 2013, 11:13:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUS1m5MSt9k
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: hitekcountry on May 05, 2013, 06:34:24 AM
 "by their fruits ye shall know them"
Title: Re: goverment jokes
Post by: John Edwards on May 05, 2013, 09:31:27 PM
It sure confused me