Author Topic: US Navy VS Pinoy  (Read 1995 times)

Offline Braddo

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US Navy VS Pinoy
« on: October 20, 2009, 11:10:44 AM »
US NAVY VS PINOY
Isang gabing umuulan at may bagyo, may US Navy Ship na dumaraan sa northern Philippines. Ganito ang conversation.

US Ship: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.
Pinoy: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Pinoy: Tang na mo. No, I say again, divert YOUR course.

US Ship: (Galit na) This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Eisenhower, the 2nd largest ship in the US Navy. We\'re accompanied by 3 Cruisers 3 Destroyers, and numerous vessels. I DEMAND that you change your Course 15 Degrees North, or COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO INSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!

Pinoy: (Cool na Cool) Okay, this the lighthouse atop a Rocky Hill, gusto mo, banggaan tayo!

Braddo ;D ;D ;D ;D

Offline Alohalani

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Re: US Navy VS Pinoy
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 04:16:18 AM »
Very funny! 

Offline princess417

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Re: US Navy VS Pinoy
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2010, 10:56:47 AM »
 :D lol

 


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