Author Topic: Rent for Apartment  (Read 1506 times)

Offline Braddo

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Rent for Apartment
« on: October 28, 2009, 01:53:12 PM »
A businessman met a beautiful Filipino girl and agreed to spend the night with her for P5000. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him,but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment \"RENT FOR APARTMENT.\" On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for P2,500 and enclose the following typed note:
 \"Dear Madam: Enclosed find a cheque for P2,500 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home. However, I found out that #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn\'t any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.\" Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for P2,500 with the following note: \" Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don\'t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady .

Braddo  :D ;D ;D ;)

Offline jonnyivy

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Re: Rent for Apartment
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2009, 04:52:58 PM »
I liked that Braddo, first laugh of the day for me,

Cheers

jonny
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