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Offline John Edwards

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goverment jokes
« on: April 29, 2013, 10:34:18 PM »
To all and sundry. I have made a few anti-government jokes on here and it seems as if I have hit a tender place.

I dont mean to anger anyone. Government jokes are a standard. Im talking about any government. If you cant complain about the government or make fun of it or joke about it then what is left. Usually the jokes are aimed at the figures at the top, the decision makers. If anyone in this forum was a government employ this is not about you, just THE government in general. The government is comparable to THEY. They did this, they did that, ect.

If you are one of the decision makers then Ill just be over here behind a rock.

Offline RUFUS

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 10:50:05 PM »
I gots no probs with an occasional gubment rib poke  ;)
SO SAYETH THE RUFUS

Offline Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 10:52:24 PM »
OK! I'll buy that!  ??? :o ;)
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Of various kinds; several.
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Various items not important enough to be mentioned individually.
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I too will be over here behind a rock! ???
« Last Edit: April 30, 2013, 12:13:41 AM by Art2ro »
"Life is what we all make it to be"!
"It's always a matter of money"!
"Do on to others as they would do on to You, but do it first"!
"Different strokes for different folks"!
"Que Sera Sera"!

Offline Gray Wolf

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2013, 11:14:16 PM »
I've been known to poke them hard enough to leave bruises   ;) :D :D
Louisville, KY USA - Bagong Silang, Caloocan City, PH

Offline Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2013, 09:55:54 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmuOcSk5yU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cmuOcSk5yU</a>
"Life is what we all make it to be"!
"It's always a matter of money"!
"Do on to others as they would do on to You, but do it first"!
"Different strokes for different folks"!
"Que Sera Sera"!

Offline Gray Wolf

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 11:54:01 PM »
Yep!  That's the biggest government joke I've seen in my lifetime!   :D
Louisville, KY USA - Bagong Silang, Caloocan City, PH

Offline wildbill

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2013, 10:57:45 PM »
I think its just a BOy in a mans BODY  what a D             A :) he needs help for sure..

Offline wildbill

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 08:36:31 PM »
ha ha hi heels to boot and whats that on there heads looks like a medic pack..

Offline Art, just a re(tired) Fil-Am

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 11:13:34 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUS1m5MSt9k" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUS1m5MSt9k</a>
« Last Edit: May 04, 2013, 12:04:53 AM by Art2ro »
"Life is what we all make it to be"!
"It's always a matter of money"!
"Do on to others as they would do on to You, but do it first"!
"Different strokes for different folks"!
"Que Sera Sera"!

Offline hitekcountry

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2013, 06:34:24 AM »
 "by their fruits ye shall know them"

Offline John Edwards

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Re: goverment jokes
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2013, 09:31:27 PM »
It sure confused me

 


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