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Just Having Fun => Jokes => Topic started by: RUFUS on March 10, 2020, 02:12:35 AM

Title: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: RUFUS on March 10, 2020, 02:12:35 AM
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Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: MotorSarge on March 10, 2020, 08:45:34 AM
Now that Shite is funny.....and I have been thinking this for weeks as I know the rest of our community has been too. They just don't know...TP and then non handwashing can be more deadlier than a good hygienic wash. 8)
Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: Gray Wolf on March 10, 2020, 10:16:58 PM
During our recent visit with family (Dec 28-Jan 27) I never had to use TP once while at the house. I have a flexible hose shower head with adjustable flow. Clean as a whistle!  ;)
Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: lost_in_samoa on March 11, 2020, 08:16:28 AM
I have a flexible hose shower head with adjustable flow.

I hear that.  I have a hard time giving up some of the western luxuries (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_hose#/media/File:Garden_hose.jpg).

Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: MotorSarge on March 14, 2020, 06:44:55 AM
Sorry but I must reply again on this.
As me and my HoneyKo went on our shopping sprint today we started chuckling right before we turned into the toiletry isle.
After we turned into the isle we broke out into loud laughter as we seen the whole isle of TP and wipes cleaned out, I think most Kanos in this isle were trying to figure out what was so funny 8).

SCORE:
Philippines 1
USA 0
 
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Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: RUFUS on March 14, 2020, 01:00:08 PM
Everyone around here is freaking out about TP.
I went to Lowe's and grabbed 2 buckets and 2 plastic scoops at the dollar store... Good to go!
 :D
Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: MotorSarge on March 14, 2020, 01:11:03 PM
SCORE:
Philippines 2
USA 1
Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: RUFUS on March 16, 2020, 04:47:39 AM
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Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: bigrod on March 16, 2020, 10:59:50 AM
Just spray away!

Title: Re: Toilet paper shortage
Post by: Hestecrefter on March 17, 2020, 02:48:49 AM
If apparently have to add some words in order to post a pic.  But the pic says it all.