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Offline Braddo

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NO Look Good
« on: October 08, 2009, 05:36:58 PM »
One day, a farmerís horse had died and he needed another horse to pull his plow.

As the farmer was walking down the road, he saw a horse eating grass in the pasture and questioned the owner. \"How much money would you like for that horse?\"

The Filipino man replied, \"He not por sale. Him no look too good.\"

The farmer looked at the horse and said, \"He looks fine to me!

How much for the horse?\"

The Filipino man again said, \"Excuse me sir, but the horse, he no look too good.\"

The farmer got a little frustrated and gave the man 3 hundred dollars and said, \"The horse looks fine to me.,,,,Iíll take it.\"

The Filipino man said, \"Tank you sir! But the horse. He no look good.\"

The farmer just got the horse and walked away shaking his head. He went home and hooked the horse up to the plow. The horse went everywhere except straight.

After a careful examination, the farmer discovered that the horse was blind! He was angry and went back to the Filipino man and said that his horse was blind.

Again the Filipino man replied, \"I told you sir. He no look to good!\" (Got it? No Look Good?! Canít see well?)

Luv It Braddo ;D ;D ;D ;D

Offline callme

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Re: NO Look Good
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 03:07:42 AM »
Braddo, a good joke but never repeate your point, it kills the humor;o)

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Re: NO Look Good
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 05:26:11 AM »

I thought the horse joke was hilarious, and IMHO I see nothing wrong with having to explain the punch line some time, for there are many times I tell my wife a joke, she doesn\'t laugh but when I tell her the \"meaning of the punch line\" she thinks their hilarious, what is ever more hilarious is to watch her get excited, she loves jokes, and runs downstairs and try to tell the joke, well she get to the punch line and turn to me and say, \"Honey what did he say next\", I forgot†  ;D ;D.† † we all laugh harder at that part than the joke

Great Joke Braddo keep em coming ;)

The Murf