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Offline jonnyivy

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Heard this one ??
« on: February 21, 2010, 05:24:50 PM »
I never looked over previous jokes, so don\'t know if its on here or not,.......
Typical situation with the whiteman - Filipina wife situation,.. as life goes on and age starts creeping up on the old guy :
Standing naked in front of the bedroom mirror, the old guy turns to his still gorgeous wife lying on the bed,...

\"look at me,.. my face is all wrinkled now, my teeth are all missing and my hair has gone \"
He steps back and turns sideways:

\" look at my stomach, it sagging way down and getting so fat now\"
\"look at my legs,.. theyre all varicose viens, and my feet look like a camel\'s\"

\"I don\'t know what you see in me any more\" \" Is there any good points left about me ?\" he asks holding his breath,.

\" well \" she says,... \"your eye-sight seems to be ok \" !!!!
A True Friend Is Someone Who Sees the Pain in Your Eyes While Everyone Else Believes the Smile on Your Face

Offline tom.inbigdtexas

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Re: Heard this one ??
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 07:34:36 AM »
Lucky Me -- my eyesight is also going. ;D

Tom in Big D
Dallas, Tx, USA
Mactan, Cebu, PH